littlesandmonster:

NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!

Sorry but all these are for you!


mateocalamity:

WHY THE LAST ONE THOOOO

Mr. Todd, again, and Von Von!

(Source: 4evermenteengracado)


sheadyhoovesandfriends:

askthunderdazemlp:

ENGLISH WOLF CHILDREN

HOLY SHIT 

goose bumps

Dang!!! Mr. Todd & Von Von!! Watch this!

“What do you call it 
when you lean your forehead 
against a window 
and cup your hands to your eyes 
so you can see inside? 

What do you call it 
when your hands cup my face 
and pull it to yours, 
forehead touching forehead, 
eyes looking into eyes? 

To push all else aside, 
to put the world behind you, 
to focus all attention 
on one thing, one person… 
I think the word must be “haunt.” 

I want to haunt you 
the way you’re haunting me.”

-Peregrine

The Definition of Torture

Perhaps I am foolish, but then 
only a fool understands that
the vocable “torture” must be re-defined.
It should contain loss, misfortune, 
destruction and decease,
instead of sever pain or harm.
For it is a loss of myself,
the greatest misfortune of everything
and the testiest decease of joy -
to know that your hands
will forever stay out of reach,
and that our lips will never collide.
And the words “pain or harm”
could never fully express or reveal
such a collapse of my faith.

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need it to arouse the customer’s attention.

Me: To be clear, when you say arouse the customer’s attention -

Client: I mean, if they got an erection, the ad is doing its job.

Me: Got it. 

I want to know what that logo looks like! Lol


pleatedjeans:

via

This is for you Mr. Todd

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

So we’re not close :(

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

Typewriter Poetry #521 by James Andrew Crosby

*sigh*